Popgasm

Dear Princess G,

When I go to pop concerts, I usually have the artists/groups album already, and yes, if I have the album, I would have listened to the songs and probably know a lot of the lyrics – but isn't it absolutely exhilarating to sing along with the artist/group on stage, and to know that you’re metres away from someone you idolise for their sheer talent and personality? I just feel that it brings the artist and I closer (just a feeling, I remind thee) by having them pre-concreted in our minds.

Hey, I love it when music is played loudly. I can hear every single note at a pop concert, and the words of the song clearly. Knowing that a certain part you like (from the song) is coming up just increases the hype. It’s truly amazing, really. Mosh pits = © Yes, we can’t see our feet, but who wants to look at our feet when we’re jumping about to our favourite tunes, sung by our favourite artist/group? Over crowdedness? Yes, please! Imagine going to a concert with a few people – how bleak is that? Multiply that by 446791 and it results in the pop concert experience.

Sorry sorry baby, you said what? I don’t quite comprehend. Different, you say? Sure? (sarcasm present). The people standing at the pop concert are waiting for their beloved artist/ group to come out – and music suddenly booms out of nowhere – and the concert begins – it’s quite spontaneous. It sounds like you’re saying that pop artists aren’t trained, and they don’t sing at the “height of their voices”… I really hope that is not what you’re saying… that would be quite ludicrous. Pop artists/ groups give their all in their performances - excluding the one’s lip syncing – even they have sacrificed a lot of get to the position they are in now, take Lady Gaga for example – she isn't an overnight success, it was years of hard work that got her to where she is now, “I was working as a gogo dancer on downtown NY to pay my bills and try to meet someone who would see the shining star in me. I was born a superstar. It’s just that the rest of the world didn’t know yet”. Love you Mother Monster. ©

Popgasm, anyone?

Love,

Prince E

Note: I’m terrible at rebutting – I did my best!